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Joy Meets The AntiVirus Joy Meets The AntiVirus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very good job. I like that the characters were not made 3D and instead look like cardboard cut-outs...and yet still be fully mobile and stuff. This short is almost exactly like the original movie, save for being a computer virus instead of a demon that must be exorcised. Speaking of the exorcism, the (techie?)priests read from a user manual to cast out the virus. Just...just awesome dude. I love it!

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Calcium Wrath Calcium Wrath

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Unlike some other people who find most of your stuff just plain weird or gross, I for one respect art in as many forms as it comes (Dubstep included...eventually...), and thoroughly enjoy the stuff you make cause its creative and just cool.

But this...Im not sure if you outdid yourself, or just weirded me out... This is so weird and WTF I cant even share it with my friends...

Despite what it normally implies, thats a good thing for intended to weird me out...right?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

my intention is always to have fun telling a story, but this time around i assumed some people would be weirded out.

Vertical Seafood Taco Vertical Seafood Taco

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahhhh yes. Just imagine a whole generation of youngsters singing this song (hey don't throw forks at me for pointing out a serious issue with pop music for children today), without knowing its about the female sex organ, and Im not talking about that sexy piano Gooseman plays.

BTW I looked up Vertical Seafood Taco on the info sites. Urban dictionary says its a really, really gross and nasty, uncleaned vagina. that is why it may smell like fish, and be quite squishy to boot.

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Recent Game Reviews

Legend of Krystal vG Legend of Krystal vG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ok, wow. I have gotten 3 endings now: one as a morally-rightous guard, one as a just priestess (I screwed up and made her a priestess, when I really just wanted to make her a guard), and one as a sex-driven drug lord kingpin. The endings are beyond what porn games would usually have, and the gameplay/plot progression/artwork/character design? All rolled into one, they are exceptional, and FAR beyond mundane, easy-thinking porn game designs!

Two things stick out most here. One is the title, and concept itself, which leads me to believe either you ripped off/did your own version of the original Legend of Krystal, or (Playshapes?) thought it would be a cool idea for you to do Gorepete, given the unique (for a porn genre) game style your past pieces present. Either way, I love what you did. Once again, I am amazed.

The other thing that keeps nagging me about this game is the special events that one does after reaching 25-point intervals in any primary skill. For instance, not to spoil anything, I at first chose not to interfere in the Armory event, which lead to a particular outcome I did not like; abhorred, even. It reminded me much like in Dusty's Castle where choosing sinful actions for an innocent ghost where obviously the wrong choices, yet were valid choices to make in playing it. In other words, one might not want to always answer Yes or always No to every event to get the "wrong" outcome.

All in all, a fantastic RPG…granted, for a porn game… :)
Hell its a fine RPG, even IF all the cartoon nudity or graphic/explicit sex were removed!

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Vrunk Dultures Vrunk Dultures

Rated 0 / 5 stars

...why make a game that is just gonna piss people off? honestly. ITs almost like you MEANT to do this. Did you? Seems like it -.-

Hobo 7 - Heaven Hobo 7 - Heaven

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Wow. you managed to actually make this game hard. Not impressed. But not because you had the same character go thorough the same thing like 7 times in a row (just guessing cause i stopped after like 3 or something, then just played this cause it said "7th and final" on it). truly only changed each one by adding new combos onto the list. Then you made the enemies harder JUST so combat doesnt get too easy. Im not impressed. Ive seen games that spice a sequal with challenging new concepts and interesting new features...YOU HAD 6 CHANCES TO MAKE SOMETHING INTERESTING AND NEW, AND YOU MADE 6 BASIC, EXACT SAME HOBO GAMES!

So in short, as a pseudo folower of this game...totally not impressed. 2 stars for not losing originality though.

SeethingSwarm responds:

I admit that every episode has a similar structure and there are a lot of similar enemies in every game, but there are so much more to it than that! The same anemies you get throughout the series did not get harder at all! You confused them with new enemies with their own brand new moves.

If you consider a game series that adds new weapons like golden swords, rocket launchers, whips, boulders, smgs, pistols, shotguns, grenades as well as new enemies with different moves and different attacks on top of new bosses with their own strategic moves, not to mention crazy new combo moves with every episode a game that never adds anything new, then all I can say is pfffffft... oh, and thanks for the constructive criticism. Even though you were being a bit mean and over-exaggerared a lot in your review, I can see your point and will keep it in mind.

Recent Audio Reviews

He's not a Potato He's not a Potato

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Your has touched my heart.

To all potato fathers, I salute you!

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One Final Encounter One Final Encounter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is a very touching piece. I just LOVE violins; they seem to tap into a part of people that conjures up great and sad emotion, like an orphan without any hope or a war victim you pass on the street, the victim being a young child who lost their whole family to guns and hate.

Anyhow, this song makes me think of something fantastical as well, except of something...very different: a video game theme song that plays whenever your character, the clique swordsman hero with an unknown dark past, has an emotionally tense moment with a young woman who has been traveling with you since the start of the game, who turns out to be a princess or something.

Anyhow, as these conversations occur again and again over time, she tells you more about her past, her cultural things, and who you are, of course with other details given by other people and things in your journey that will make what she says lead to conclusions.

Sorry for this idea being so fleshed-out and detailed. My imagination is like that. In short, I see not a hero and a maiden or anything sad like that, but a sad truthful history between your clueless hero and this wonderful friend you are growing closer to as time progresses, but the history you learn makes this friendship grow much like a dainty flower in a rocky wasteland: it's impossible if a strong will isn't applied.

TheBenjerman responds:

Thanks for the detailed reply! I'm glad you got so much out of it. :)

NG Voicemail NG Voicemail

Rated 4 / 5 stars


...That's all I have to say...

Recent Art Reviews


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome art dude! If this was just starting out, I'd wish you the best in drawing them their stuff (I'm thinking posters, but it's anime, so more likely drawing animation than posters).

BTW, I see you tagged it under toonami. I dont remember seeing it on the Saturday night lineup recently. If you dont know people, Toonami is back: 12 to 6am.

MikeLuckas responds:

Actually it was on Toonami for a little while.

Ramona Flowers Ramona Flowers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A solid mate of mine I've known forever LOVES hot badass girls in stuff: Ramona Flowers, Liona from KOF (hint hint, look for some of her Shadman. I see potential there for you.), et cetera. Not sure to refer him to this and other Ramona pics you done or not. Also nice tattoo on the back.

Pet Panty Pet Panty

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Moondog: if that sickens you...good. That means you can actually appreciate it. If you were trying to show disapproval of his work, you would not care about it in any such way. Literally. Like neither care for it nor hate it. Just not even get it. That's worse than anything.

On a side note: damn man, this is fucking good! Have you ever worked with zombies eating and gangbanging that girl from Resident Evil (any girl, really) and shes genuinely freaking the fuck out, shooting wildly trying to run and shit? Ive seen a fair share your stuff, not seen anything that!