Dude...just...wow...

Unlike some other people who find most of your stuff just plain weird or gross, I for one respect art in as many forms as it comes (Dubstep included...eventually...), and thoroughly enjoy the stuff you make cause its creative and just cool.

But this...Im not sure if you outdid yourself, or just weirded me out... This is so weird and WTF I cant even share it with my friends...

Despite what it normally implies, thats a good thing for you...you intended to weird me out...right?

Ahhhh yes. Just imagine a whole generation of youngsters singing this song (hey don't throw forks at me for pointing out a serious issue with pop music for children today), without knowing its about the female sex organ, and Im not talking about that sexy piano Gooseman plays.

BTW I looked up Vertical Seafood Taco on the info sites. Urban dictionary says its a really, really gross and nasty, uncleaned vagina. that is why it may smell like fish, and be quite squishy to boot.

SERIOUSLY good imo! Reminds me of roguelikes akin to NetHack and Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, but with a somewhat more refreshing feel gotten from these dusty shelves. Beatable in an hour you say? Well my lack of skill begs to differ :D

This is my first Rogue Fable game ive ever played, so take my critiques with a grain of salt if you wish. The amount of equipment and food per floor is rather minimal--one piece of food every other floor, my hunger lasts about that long or slightly longer, and equipment is...well Ive never gotten any rogue-oriented armors. Full plate or dragonscale armor? Yup got that. Wizard robes and whatnot? Yeah i got that once. But no leathers, I find that hard to believe. Furthermore, i thought id get heavy looting, not minimal equipment rewards. The runs i get a fire staff, I end up in a flammable-free place. I get a lightning weapon, im sent to a water-free zone. Where is my variety??

It's not the best game, but neither is it the worst. The way it works is like Stanley Parable and Stealing the Diamond, with lots of references...AWESOME references. I loved the Game Grumps one XD

doing it in RPG Maker seems kinda lazy and too easy tho. Well done game, but...comes off as lazy and easy-to-make. Just sayin'

Your song...it has touched my heart.

To all potato fathers, I salute you!

This is a very touching piece. I just LOVE violins; they seem to tap into a part of people that conjures up great and sad emotion, like an orphan without any hope or a war victim you pass on the street, the victim being a young child who lost their whole family to guns and hate.

Anyhow, this song makes me think of something fantastical as well, except of something...very different: a video game theme song that plays whenever your character, the clique swordsman hero with an unknown dark past, has an emotionally tense moment with a young woman who has been traveling with you since the start of the game, who turns out to be a princess or something.

Anyhow, as these conversations occur again and again over time, she tells you more about her past, her cultural things, and who you are, of course with other details given by other people and things in your journey that will make what she says lead to conclusions.

Sorry for this idea being so fleshed-out and detailed. My imagination is like that. In short, I see not a hero and a maiden or anything sad like that, but a sad truthful history between your clueless hero and this wonderful friend you are growing closer to as time progresses, but the history you learn makes this friendship grow much like a dainty flower in a rocky wasteland: it's impossible if a strong will isn't applied.

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...That's all I have to say...

Good lesson learned!

Do not fall asleep wearing only lingerie in a park!