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Joy Meets The AntiVirus Joy Meets The AntiVirus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very good job. I like that the characters were not made 3D and instead look like cardboard cut-outs...and yet still be fully mobile and stuff. This short is almost exactly like the original movie, save for being a computer virus instead of a demon that must be exorcised. Speaking of the exorcism, the (techie?)priests read from a user manual to cast out the virus. Just...just awesome dude. I love it!

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Calcium Wrath Calcium Wrath

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Unlike some other people who find most of your stuff just plain weird or gross, I for one respect art in as many forms as it comes (Dubstep included...eventually...), and thoroughly enjoy the stuff you make cause its creative and just cool.

But this...Im not sure if you outdid yourself, or just weirded me out... This is so weird and WTF I cant even share it with my friends...

Despite what it normally implies, thats a good thing for intended to weird me out...right?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

my intention is always to have fun telling a story, but this time around i assumed some people would be weirded out.

Vertical Seafood Taco Vertical Seafood Taco

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahhhh yes. Just imagine a whole generation of youngsters singing this song (hey don't throw forks at me for pointing out a serious issue with pop music for children today), without knowing its about the female sex organ, and Im not talking about that sexy piano Gooseman plays.

BTW I looked up Vertical Seafood Taco on the info sites. Urban dictionary says its a really, really gross and nasty, uncleaned vagina. that is why it may smell like fish, and be quite squishy to boot.

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Wrong Number Wrong Number

Rated 5 / 5 stars

God your stuff always makes me laugh. But I wonder...since Smith sounded like Gooseman a bit (sorry if Im offending your voice acting skills), what would he do in this situation?

And yes, what a twist. Id love to see this piece (or some part of it at least) in an actual movie. I hate the back-and-forth stuff of action movies. Thats why I love Red! :D

Surprise Counter - Episode 1 Surprise Counter - Episode 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thats art right there buddy. Though i wonder: who did the countering? I could tell its a rejection or something, but in games a counter is a hit back right? still I say "this is artwork" cause thats what ikt is. Anime-esque artwork (unless im dumb and it IS anime o.o)

Three Curious Ponies Three Curious Ponies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm not one much for speeches, but I feel this deserves one. Firstly, great porn and great artwork buddy...wait a sec why am I giving 5 shiny stars to a MLP porn vid??? I hate the innocence-ruining it does! Most distasteful indeed!

Oh right...its cause Rainbow Dash's face tells my thoughts in the end. Its a nice touch, not something others might do.

Finally, I want to say I've been a member here for like 8 years or so (back before the massive cut in A-and M-rated material productions), and yeah this is pretty much as good as it'll get here (for porn) for a good 6 to 8 months, so congrats on that too.

Long story short, keep doing what you enjoy and do it a-LOT, cause I cant wait to see what else you make.

Raw Latex Raw Latex

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

...This is just the pilot dude...


Again, no offense, SexuaLobster. I love your stuff and would add what you do immediately on my website...if I had one...

The Binding Of Isaac MDI The Binding Of Isaac MDI

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm not gonna make demands and stuff for stuff to be done, but honestly dude, I think you gotta do more Isaac. Also this Isaac is spot-on. I mean, really: who WOULDN'T go crazy adventuring through the basement, your tears the only thing that protects you from the monsters.

Dwarves in Space Dwarves in Space

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...Ok, so I touched the wall with an apple, but now I have a dead dwarf in space. What do I do now? XD

^If you don't know what Im talking about, look for "touch wall apple" in youtube. Its REALLY good.

Fuck ometer Fuck ometer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice, but...

All I have to say is, "What the f**k?!?"

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