Rallalazor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Joy Meets The AntiVirus]

Very good job. I like that the characters were not made 3D and instead look like cardboard cut-outs...and yet still be fully mobile and stuff. This short is almost exactly like the original movie, save for being a computer virus instead of a demon that must be exorcised. Speaking of the exorcism, the (techie?)priests read from a user manual to cast out the virus. Just...just awesome dude. I love it!

[Calcium Wrath]

Dude...just...wow...

Unlike some other people who find most of your stuff just plain weird or gross, I for one respect art in as many forms as it comes (Dubstep included...eventually...), and thoroughly enjoy the stuff you make cause its creative and just cool.

But this...Im not sure if you outdid yourself, or just weirded me out... This is so weird and WTF I cant even share it with my friends...

Despite what it normally implies, thats a good thing for you...you intended to weird me out...right?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

my intention is always to have fun telling a story, but this time around i assumed some people would be weirded out.

[Vertical Seafood Taco]

Ahhhh yes. Just imagine a whole generation of youngsters singing this song (hey don't throw forks at me for pointing out a serious issue with pop music for children today), without knowing its about the female sex organ, and Im not talking about that sexy piano Gooseman plays.

BTW I looked up Vertical Seafood Taco on the info sites. Urban dictionary says its a really, really gross and nasty, uncleaned vagina. that is why it may smell like fish, and be quite squishy to boot.

[Wrong Number]

God your stuff always makes me laugh. But I wonder...since Smith sounded like Gooseman a bit (sorry if Im offending your voice acting skills), what would he do in this situation?

And yes, what a twist. Id love to see this piece (or some part of it at least) in an actual movie. I hate the back-and-forth stuff of action movies. Thats why I love Red! :D

[Surprise Counter - Episode 1]

Thats art right there buddy. Though i wonder: who did the countering? I could tell its a rejection or something, but in games a counter is a hit back right? still I say "this is artwork" cause thats what ikt is. Anime-esque artwork (unless im dumb and it IS anime o.o)

[Raw Latex]

...This is just the pilot dude...

No offense, but WHAT YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS??? WHERES THE CONTINUATION OF LATEX STRAPON??? I UNDERSTAND THIS MARKS THE BEGINNING OF YOU DOING THIS SERIES BUT REALLY WHERES THE NEXT EPISODE???

Again, no offense, SexuaLobster. I love your stuff and would add what you do immediately on my website...if I had one...

[The Binding Of Isaac MDI]

I'm not gonna make demands and stuff for stuff to be done, but honestly dude, I think you gotta do more Isaac. Also this Isaac is spot-on. I mean, really: who WOULDN'T go crazy adventuring through the basement, your tears the only thing that protects you from the monsters.

[Dwarves in Space]

...Ok, so I touched the wall with an apple, but now I have a dead dwarf in space. What do I do now? XD

^If you don't know what Im talking about, look for "touch wall apple" in youtube. Its REALLY good.

[Fuck ometer]

Nice, but...

All I have to say is, "What the f**k?!?"

[The Lazor Collection]

Good!

My favorite one: the guy who wanted a cappuccino and was told there was no more, so he lazored the moon instead!